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Airlines...love 'em or hate 'em?

Our upcoming issue, #12, features an article on the various airlines that one can take in their quest to visit Japan.

In the course of writing the article, we heard some great stories of customer service above and beyond the call of duty. We also heard some serious horror stories about terrible customer service, "food", and nightmare stewardesses.

Imagine my amusement when I found that one disgruntled airline customer had put his airline woes to music. This guy had his guitar broken by luggage carriers, and the airline refused to compensate him. if you're not adverse to country/western music, give his video a watch:


Our staff recently flew to Japan on Northwest (recently bought out by Delta) and a stewardess dumped someone's drink down my back while collecting the after "meal" debris. She thought I shouldn't be bothered by the fact that someone else's backwash was now soaking my back and arm, because after all, "It's only water."

So now I'm curious; anyone out there had any really horrifying or really terrific airline experiences? Please feel free to name names!

A strange coincidence

The other day we all went out window shopping, and we saw this truck parked on the side of the road...



Wonder what they're up to...